The Tactical Ready Apron

If you're a man or you know a man who enjoys staying clean while preparing meats and other masculine food, This Tactical Apron needs to be in your shopping cart.  Wear it while you grill, smoke, fry, or prepare your favorite bacon, steak, prime rib, bacon, fish that you just caught out of the nearby stream, turbaconducken (look it up), bacon, or any other meat.  Load up the apron with your favorite frosty beverage, grilling tools, hot sauces, and of course... handgun (because 'Merica).  A pad around the adjustable neck strap keeps the apron comfortable for those afternoon-long grill sessions.  

Features:

  • Made from military grade nylon materials
  • Beverage pouches
  • Left and right-handed gun holsters
  • Molle webbing for attaching your favorite pouch/accessory/grilling tools
  • Lower pockets for spices/sauces
  • D-rings
  • Comes with 2 polymer carabiners
  • Velcro chest pad, comes with 3 patches:  American Flag, "chef," and "BBQ'r"
  • Adjustable, padded neck strap
  • Adjustable back strap


*We do not recommend using this apron for preparing foods such as kale, quinoa, small salads with fat-free dressing, and especially tofu.  While preparing those items, please use your wife's apron.